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I just started watching this show. Tumblr hates me. Now I know they have a baby. Fuck.

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That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
chasing-lines:

Fuck all of you. I got the cutest nephew and nieces.

chasing-lines:

Fuck all of you.
I got the cutest nephew and nieces.

This spider like flew out of nowhere and tried me in my own shower and I was like no, down the drain you go.